Monthly Archives: April 2011

Infinity Dollar Bill

My son, last night at bedtime, asked me if there was a such thing as an infinity dollar bill. I asked him what he meant. “It looks like one dollar, and it is one dollar, but it keeps on being … Continue reading

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I’m pretty sure I just squashed the dreams (and possibly the souls) of a bunch of college students.

I just got back from a student/alumni networking event for Liberal Arts majors at my alma mater, St. Catherine University – a small, Catholic, all-lady college in Minnesota. I had agreed – foolishly, yes, I see that now – to … Continue reading

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Know what I love?

Sand animation. And I think I need to take a few days forcing my eyes away from the things that make channel my inner Fury- and meditate instead on moments of beauty, moments of grace, and moments of the friggin cool. … Continue reading

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In Which Kelly Barnhill Admits Everything

Some days I don’t know if I should become a flaming tower of righteous rage, or if I should just point and laugh. Up til now, I’ve chosen the point-and-laugh strategy. Because I like laughing. And rage, to be perfectly … Continue reading

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On Becoming a Billionaire

Today, for our Easter family activity, we strapped the canoe onto our car and drove up to the put-in spot on Minnehaha Creek at 54th Street and France avenue, with the intention of paddling all the way to our house, … Continue reading

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Two weeks to MECHANIQUE! Two weeks!

Ladies and Gentlemen! On May 5, 2011, Genevieve Valentine’s gorgeously glorious novel Mechanique, a Tale of the Circus Tresaulti will be available to anyone with a bookstore nearby – or, failing that, an internet connection and a credit card and a … Continue reading

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On Michele Bachmann and Justin Bieber: Pan, meet Flash.

Over the years, I’ve had to make peace with Michele “Hot for God” Bachmann. It hasn’t been easy.  Back when she was spreading her own little vitriolic brand of HateMongeringCrazyTalk ™ at the State Capitol (when, she was convinced, for … Continue reading

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Adendum to the Infinity Bottles of Beer on The Wall post

Thanks to the glorious time-wasting machine that is my internet router, I have discovered an entire movement in house and building design that I had never heard of before – one that is so exquisitely marvelous – an amalgamation of … Continue reading

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Infinity Bottles of Beer on the Wall

My son, at six fifteen this morning, started signing a song: “INFINITY BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, INFINITY BOTTLES OF BEER. IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL INFINITY BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL.” Which, actually, … Continue reading

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Sometimes, the Weather Has Other Plans

I had every intention of going for an eleven mile run today, I really did. I was going to feel the rhythm of my body and breathe and ruminate on the book un-knot the tangled bits and re-think the wobbly … Continue reading

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